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Post by oldtimer on Sept 16, 2013 12:51:03 GMT -5
No postings for at least 24 hours...Time for a quick Oldtimer's tale..............My partner ''Charlie and I were due to testify in a trial. The courtroom was packed, and Charlie was on the stand...The defense Attorney was loud and abrasive...He shouted and pointed his finger at Charlie, who kept moving back in the witness chair until it was almost tipping...The Attorney practically yelled ''What is the matter officer, my questions bothering you''............Charlie an old hand at it answered sardonicly ''No counselor, its your breath''...The courtroom erupted in shocked laughter, and I almost fell off my chair...The Judge smothering a smile had to call it to order.....
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Post by qs on Sept 16, 2013 13:31:10 GMT -5
Good one! By the way, my mother was the New Rochelle court reporter, using one of those stenotype thingees.
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Post by gregcrow on Sept 16, 2013 17:27:00 GMT -5
Another winner - hilarious!
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Post by chelseadal on Sept 16, 2013 17:36:01 GMT -5
No postings for at least 24 hours...Time for a quick Oldtimer's tale..............My partner ''Charlie and I were due to testify in a trial. The courtroom was packed, and Charlie was on the stand...The defense Attorney was loud and abrasive...He shouted and pointed his finger at Charlie, who kept moving back in the witness chair until it was almost tipping...The Attorney practically yelled ''What is the matter officer, my questions bothering you''............Charlie an old hand at it answered sardonicly ''No counselor, its your breath''...The courtroom erupted in shocked laughter, and I almost fell off my chair...The Judge smothering a smile had to call it to order..... Keep them coming OT. story! |
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