Iona Hoops fight song

[IONA86]

Playing with ChatGPT and artificial intelligence;lligence program this past week for a work project. As a joke I asked it to write a fight song for Iona's hoops.... 40 seconds later it spit this out:

We're the Gaels from Iona, fierce and bold
We'll take the court and watch our opponents fold
With our maroon and gold, we'll dominate the game
Leave our rivals feeling nothing but shame

I-O-N-A, we're the team to beat
We'll make you shake in your athletic seat
I-O-N-A, we're the best in the land
We'll take home the win, with our Gaelic band

We've got the skills and the drive to succeed
We'll make sure our opponents will never lead
We'll slam dunk and shoot, with precision and grace
Leave the crowd in awe, with a smile on our face

I-O-N-A, we're the team to beat
We'll make you shake in your athletic seat
I-O-N-A, we're the best in the land
We'll take home the win, with our Gaelic band

So come on Gaels, let's make some noise
We'll leave our rivals with no other choice
We're Iona, and we're here to stay
Victory is ours, at the end of the day!

This is amazing... I think it will help writers, advertising firms etc. as it learns and gets smarter.

[ic1983]

Great! Iona should adopt the song and give an honorary doctorate to the chat bot.

[GuyF]

Put in Siena's next.

[ic1983]

Jan 21, 2023 21:57:45 GMT -5 GuyF said:

Put in Siena's next.

Prompt it with a reference to losing multiple MAAC conference tournament games on their home court.

[Cjb]

Can you resubmit it with "In a gadda da vida" mixed in?

[IONA86]

"Oh Siena, we're the Saints of the hardwood floor
But when it comes to Iona, we can't take the score
Our fans are pompous, but their boasting is hollow
For we've never beaten Iona in the post-season, that's our sorrow

We'll march on the court with our heads held high
But when Iona's defense comes, we'll say bye-bye
Our shots will be off, our passes will be lame
But we'll still cheer "Siena" all the same

We'll make excuses and blame the refs
But deep down we know Iona is just better, no need to defend
So let's raise a glass to Siena basketball
We may not win, but at least we'll have a ball.."

[ic1983]

Jan 22, 2023 9:06:48 GMT -5 IONA86 said:

"Oh Siena, we're the Saints of the hardwood floor
But when it comes to Iona, we can't take the score
Our fans are pompous, but their boasting is hollow
For we've never beaten Iona in the post-season, that's our sorrow

We'll march on the court with our heads held high
But when Iona's defense comes, we'll say bye-bye
Our shots will be off, our passes will be lame
But we'll still cheer "Siena" all the same

We'll make excuses and blame the refs
But deep down we know Iona is just better, no need to defend
So let's raise a glass to Siena basketball
We may not win, but at least we'll have a ball.."

Perfect